buttsama:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

whorestuck:

toxicmasterpiece:

look i drew you am i forgiven yet

this sways me but i’m afraid you’re only partially forgiven 
mostly because you forgot to mention how cute you yourself are
but since we’re both dani i guess it sort of work hmhm

then i must continue the swaying process until i am forgiven 

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

ask-rose-irl replied to your post: tumblr x yahoo is my new otp

sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done >:I

look i drew you am i forgiven yet

tumblr x yahoo is my new otp

(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)